“My name CAN cure cancer!”, was Kanye West's last statement he made on Twitter ™, before he bought it and renamed it Kanye’s Thoughts ™. We caught up with Yeezus himself in his own personal studio in his recently bought city West-anistan located in the Middle West (also purchased by Kanye). As we entered, I noticed pictures and paintings of Kanye West majestically holding pictures and paintings of himself, all the while holding more pictures and paintings of himself. I also noticed hanging on his wall his recently gained award for dentistry. Interesting I thought. Continuing down his elaborately decorated hallway named “Passage to the West”, I took notice to his framed collection of his most recent clothing line. Under each article of clothes was a placard telling the story of his Genius’s story of inspiration for that piece of clothing. Beneath a framed blank black T-shirt was a placard that read, “I saw Jay Z wear one”. Absolutely brilliant Kanye. As we approached the closed studio in which Kanye was so grandiosely waiting, I couldn’t help but feeling his presence. Almost as if the Messiah himself was waiting for me, me can you believe it, me an average BBC reporter. Gosh Golly Kanye’s the best. “Sit” he tells me. “Kanye its a-” I begin “pleasure to meet me too”, he replies. Oh man, if I was to describe the feeling that swept over me when Kanye answered my non-question statement for me; I would have to say it was almost as good as the day I first heard one of Kanye’s best hit singles “Billie Jean”. WOW. We started covering his daily life, mainly him telling me his own questions and then answering to them as if I asked them. Suddenly he switched. He actually diverted a question towards me! Oh this was the best interview ever! He asked, “How long it took ya to reach this place?”. I answered, “Well fir-”. I was cut off. “YOU DON’T GOT THE ANSWERS SWAY, YOU DON’T GOT THE ANSWERS!” From then on my name changed from John Bently Swinton to Sway. Just Sway.